Coker to be named head coach at UTSA
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/college/football/2009-03-05-coker-texas-san-antonio_N.htm
This was a bit of a close call with Bobby Jack being in the mention for this one.  Many loyal readers questioned the future of Fire Bobby Jack, but never fear Bobby’s still here.

“Answer me these questions three, yea spring ball ye see”
Okay.  So it’s really five questions and while they are not “burning” as advertised, a little penicillin may not hurt.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/andy_staples/03/09/big12-spring/index.html?eref=T1

Speaking of Kings, Bobby Bowden is stripped of wins because of academic cheating.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/football/ncaa/03/06/fsu-probation.ap/index.html

Soon to come:

Best Assistant to become Head Coach Ever?: Barry Switzer or Gomer Jones