A Midsummer Night's Blotter and Kansas City Hates Football Fans

56 days and a wake up until "the most wonderful time of the year"

Oklahoma starter Loadholt charged with DUI
Phil Loadholt was arrested on suspicion of DUI.  According to the Eddie Sutton DUI Calculator, Loadholt would have had to drink 177 drinks to be impaired at his weight of 351 pounds.  Whoa!  Wasn't there a problem with Eddie's calculator?  

 In related news, Norman Oklahoma experiences summer beer shortage.

Former Texas players plead guilty to robbery
More Tide trouble: LB arrested for selling coke
Ex-OU Holloway jailed for unpaid traffic tickets
UCF RB arrested after hitting sprinkler system
Clemson DB arrested for assaulting girlfriend
Colorado linebacker, ex-defensive lineman sued
 
This is my Real Story Kansas City Hates True Football Fans
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Fans-are-asked-to-treat-Chiefs-games-like-bowlin?urn=nfl,91291 If Arrowhoe stadium wasn't bad enough, now I have to sit down in those sticky seats.  No chance I'm going to the Big 12 Championship again.  Really!  You either drive in from Chanute and spend 7 hours in traffic, you bring a motorhome through "fine weed"-ville and sleep by the stadium or you stay at the Clarion Bates motel Hell(blink blink)o across the highway.  I have to smell the smoke billowing from the smoking section right behind my OU donor end zone seats and now I can't even stand up. 

If anyone wants tix in the NEZ section 17, give me a shout... out!  When John Denver sang " Almost Heaven ,West Virgina" this is what he meant. Hoorah!

 
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