The Texas Tech Red Raiders.  The Red Raiders have put together a schedule that would make the awards' namesake blush.  Not only have they scheduled three of their four non-conference games at home, they scheduled SMU and Nevada as their only D1 non-conference opponents.  Their other two home games; UMass and Directional Washington.  Shouldn't the Big 12 limit the number of non-conference patsies that a team can schedule?  It really hurts the league in the eyes of the computers. 

Not to leave the SEC out, the Commitment to Cupcakes Award goes to LSU for scheduling Appy State, Troy, North Texas, Tulane

Arizona takes the Makin' Pete Proud with Patsies award for the PAC 10's softest schedule with perennial powerhouses like Idaho, Toledo and New Mexico. 

The Big 10 (little 11) award for the Sloppy Seconds schedule goes to the Idiots Out Wandering Around (IOWA).  It takes talent to have a weak conference that can't count and has no championship game and still have the guts to schedule Maine and FIU. 

For those of you wondering where your team ranks in total schedule (not just non-conference), look no further.